Wednesdays...
Wednesdays were deemed, 'Spank Your Monkey' day, long before I came into the loop..If by chance your un-aware of what, Spanking Your Monkey' means...Read this book or, Ask Lilly! Spank it, Spank it good!!
posted by Granny @ 6:01 AM
25 comments
25 Comments:
Good mornin' n happy spank yer monkey day Granny! What happens if'n I ain't gots me no monkey?
Have a goodern Beotchie
Sr
xoxoxox
Oh, TRUST THIS! You definitely GOT'S a, 'monkey' Beotchie, Jr...
yes indeed. spank your monkey day is every wednesday. however, i am against it, because I don't think you should spank monkeys. i love the cute little guys. ;)
But.. Monkey's likes to be spanked Lilly Miss! It really trips their trigger!
Ok Beotchie, Sr.. In keeping with the situation, I shall spank said monkey then. But! Be forwarned! The day y'all tell me to flog my dolphin, there'll be a couple of knitting needles fixing y'all up with a can of whoop ass
Well ummmm Beotchie Jr..
#1.I's be the one wiff duh dolphins...Ain't none in your parts of duh world..Least, wild ones, anyhoo.Ummm... is yur 'dolphin' wild??
#2. Is 'choking your chickien day' totally outta the question?? Hmmmmm???
WTF are y'all talking about?
I'm wif Lil...monkeys are too cute to spank.
Well, I ain't got not dolphin Beotchie Sr, unless you're referring to the one dangling from me charm bracelet? If so, that lil thang looks down right tame to me.
And.. chokin' chickens is out of the question. I do not condone violent acts against poultry.
OMG!! How old didja say ya'll were?? You SERIOUSLY don't know what 'spanking your monkey','choking your chicken' etc. is??
Damnit, I'm feelin old!!
Ummm.. how can I say this.. Ummm..
Choking one's chicken, flogging the dolphin, Spanking the monkey are slang terms for.. errrr.. uhhh..
Ok.. getting in touch with one's manhood
ahem... ahem.. cough cough..
Boppin the baloney
slamming the ham
greasin weiser
beatin the meat
yep.....chokin the chicken clued me in lol
monkey and dolphin I never heard
told ya I was sheltered.
hehe
Guess I'll be pulsating tonight
(not on full blast)
for us women
Happy Wednesday
I guess I'll be paddling the pink canoe for us gals too.. Happy Wednesday!
Oh, and you forgot Jackin' The Beanstalk, Panky :D
Whut bout, poundin the hound??
Beating the bed flute, Hitch hiking under the big top, charming the one-eyed trouser snake, getting a load off my mind, strangling Kojak, teasing the weasel, slinging the jelly, punchin' the Munchkin, milk the lizard, hand to gland combat, giving yourself a low five, wiggling your walrus, getting my boys ready for the playoffs, giving the seamen shore leave, slap boxing the one-eyed champ, or scratching Yoda behind the ears...
For the ladies: Rolling the pebble, digging a trench, finger painting, rubbing one out, auditioning the finger puppets, polishing the pearl, drilling for oil, shucking the oyster, double-clicking the mouse, paddling through Poon Lagoon...
Lmaooooooooo @ Aye...Damnit dude.. You got it goin on!!!
Hahahahahahahah!!!
Ayes in the housszz!
LOL Aye! You got it goin on!
Calling down for more mayo
Drain the dragon
Jerkin the gherkin
Paddle the pickle
Walking Willie the one eyed wonder worm
Buffing the burrito
Slappin' the salami
Rounding up the tadpoles
Five knuckle olympics
For the gals:
Gagging the clam
Buff the weasle
Tiptoe through the twolips
Soaking the whisker biscuit
Muffin buffin
LMMFAO!! Shhhhhhhhh... I'm at work!!
Playing with the purple headed power ranger
Wrestling the one eyed monster
Aye and Seren are the serve yourself masters!!!!
LOL!
Well, I guess y'all can say that I've flown solo a few times. lol
Ummmm, there's something other than Solo?? I din't realize dat!
This is just too much mokey business going on here for me....
This is just WAY too much monkey business going on here for me....
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