Senior Dress Code!!
Ok Now.... I'm liberal but...THIS IS JUST WRONG!!Despite what you have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided...LMAO...
1.) A nose ring and bifocals..
2.) Spiked hair and bald spots...
3.) A pierced tongue and dentures..
4.) Mini skirts and support hose..
5.) Ankle bracelets and corn pads..
6.) Speedo's and cellulite..
7.) A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar..
8.) Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor..
9.) Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge..
10.) Bikinis and liver spots..
11. ) Short shorts and varicose veins..
12. ) Inline skates and a walker..
And... Last, BUT not least..
13.) Thongs and Depends...hahahaha..
posted by Granny @ 3:43 AM
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3 Comments:
Thanks. Now I can see my lunch all over again.
Thanks for the reminder to all of those out there who "KNOW WHO YOU ARE".
My wife won't get in a swimsuit to save her life. So I end up being the one to take our kid swimming. I explain to my wife that I look A LOT worse in a swimsuit than she does. She responds: "Yeah, but you're a man."
Sheesh... I saw those pics of her...She ain't got nutthin to worry about bein in a bathing suit...Now, take me....ewwwwwwww..
LOL...
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