Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again..

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name..

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home after your vascetomy..

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball...

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick...

Q. What do Walrus's and Tupperware have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal...

Q. What is the difference between " oooooh" and "aaaaaah"??

A. About 3 inches...

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. To get traction in the mud...

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The Swallow...

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?

A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare...

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