Uncanny Granny
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LMAO! pretzels! hahahahahahaha!
see how Bob is away from us?
I think maybe he needs a pretzel.
Bob is prolly skurred what we will do with that pretzel...I only know THIS! He better NOT touch muh pretzel...
Mmmmmmm pretzels!!! Now, are we talking the hard pretzels outta a bag or the soft, fresh baked ones??? Either one is good to me. I have a recipie somewhere for soft ones, they come out great!!! I should make a batch of 'em up, the firstborn loves 'em too. I've got a thing of margarita salt that'd go on 'em... I remember that the recipie required you to boil them in a solution of baking soda and water before baking them. That part made an impression on me, I guess because that is the only time I've ever heard of such a thing. OK, now I'm craving a soft pretzel at 1 in the morning!!! Look what you did to me Granny!!! If I'm baking pretzels at 2:30 or running around trying to find a 24 hour grocery store for a packet of yeast, its all on you!!!
If its hard pretzels, I gotta go with Rold Gold brand. Finest in the land, thats what Aye say.
WTF you talking 'bout pretzels, anyway???
well ummm Aye... After getting my Monk-e-mail do ya STILL wanna bake pretzels? Hmmmmm??? LMMFAO!!
Ummmm, yea I'd still enjoy a pretzel, only I'd have to be sure to you hadn't gotten ahold of it yet!!! You guys are too much, those Monk-E-Mails cracked my ass up!!! Oh, by the way are we talking "stick" pretzels or the bendy kind???
Bendy Aye...Bendy!!
eyeball what's your email address, I want to send you something.. *wiggles eyebrows*
Yeah Eyeball...
Give us your digits as well...
hahahahahahaha...
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