Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait at the LAX airport..

The first lady was an arrogant California married to a wealthy man...

The second was a well mannered elderly lady from the south..

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, " When my first child was born, my husban built a beautiful mansion for me"

The lady from the South said, " Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued, " When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the lady from the South said, " Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued boasting, " When my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, " Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman then asked her companion, " What did your husband buy you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady...

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, " Oh my God! What on earth for?" said the first woman...

The southern lady responded, " Well for example, instead of saying, Who gives a shit? I learned to say, Well, isn't that precious....