Never Trust Little Old Lady's ...
A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around...
If he stopped, she stopped...
Furthermore she kept staring at him..
She finally over took him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,
" I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son"
He answered, " that's ok"
" I know it's silly, but if you'd call out " Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me so happy"..
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store,
the man called out, " Good bye Mom".
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him...
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someones day, he went to pay for his groceries...
" That comes to $121.85, " said the clerk...
" How come so much... I only bought five items."
The clerk replied, " Yeah but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
6 Comments:
hahaha damit, i thought that was YOU... hahahahhaha...
Hell Far.. I'ma thinkin this might not be a bad idea...
Take muh 'Granny Cart' to the grocery wiffout muh teef.. Wah Lah!
That trick works with hookers, too. Just point to some old dude on the sidewalk and say "Dad will be paying for me." Yeah, but you can only do it once with each girl before she catches on.
Old age and treachary will overcome youth and idealisim
Ya Reckon Aye??
I hope so, I aint gettin' any younger :Þ
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