Santa Facts!
1. The people who help Santa make toys are called Mexicans.
2. Santa rides a hot Latino hooker on Christmas Eve.
3. Santa keeps a list of who is slutty and disease-free.
4. Santa is also known as Saint Lickalass.
5. Santa lives at the North YMCA.
6. Santa often slides down the woman of a house to deliver presents.
7. Truckstop hookers are animals who help Santa travel on Christmas Eve.
8. Santa gets a lot of porn from children in his mailbox.
9. Santa has a long white muffin on his face.
10. Santa wishes everybody a Merry Christmas!
posted by Granny @ 4:00 AM
3 comments
3 Comments:
haha.. that reminded me of a MADLIB!! haha.. ahh.. the good ol daze..
Haha, my thoughts exactly, Lillian!!! I like the art you found for this, too, Granny!!!
And these are even my answers. Hey now, if I could spell plaigar .. plag ... whatever that word is that means you've stolen my stuff.
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