TRUE FRIENDSHIP!

This is so touching; I'm holding back the tears...
See if you don't agree..

Are you tired of those sissy-ass 'friendship' poems that always sound good but, never actually come close to reality?? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship...

1) When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastards that made you sad...

2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you...

3) When you smile - I will know you finally got laid..

4) When you are scared - I will rag on you every chance I get...

5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinning...

6) When you are confused - I will use little words...

7) When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you have...

8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your crazy ass...

9) This is my oath - I pledge to the end. " Why " you may ask, " because you are my friend"

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed cause you can only think of 4..

Remember .... A good friend will help you move... A REALLY good friend will help you move a body... Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel...

Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...