I'm Innocent!!
I was FREE.. Running 'Pretty Patsy's Pretzel Parlor' and doing quite well, I might add..My downfall was, Lilly was allready in jail and asked me to contact this certain bondsman..WELL... In doing what I DO with these pretzels, I invited him to my place... I pleasured him with pretzels like he has NEVER been pleasured.. I went so far as to bake up a new batch...JUST FOR HIM..
Well, after allowing me to have my way with him, he threw my ass in the slammer. Go figure!
News is he's got some beotch from South Park runnin the place now!!..
Good news is, I am in the cell next to Lilly's... MORE GOOD NEWS IS... I have LOTS of pretzels with me...
Now, her's my dilemma.. Lilly keeps begging for pretzels... BEGGING I tell ya.. I don't know how long I will be here in the slammer so don't know how long my supply will last...
She is 'pretzeling' anyone and everyone... up to and including The Warden!!
You my friends must help me decide whether to give up my pretzels or start my own 'in house' business..
posted by Granny @ 5:29 AM
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17 Comments:
Hmmm... My link to Lilly's page works but it's NOT a different color as it has always been in the past...WTF NOW BLOGGER??
sell the pretzels and start your own business, thats the way ya get out of the slammer!
Good advise Tam... *writing it down*
But first.. I haffa decide iffen I wanna give up my pretzel fettish...
LMAO!!!
Word on the steet is, if you start selling those pretzels on the inside, you are gonna have to give up some of dat money.
I am getting out of this place soon, for time served AND good behavior. (I guess my pretzelin' skillz are tight, yo).
I will be visiting you, and picking up my cut of the pretzel money.
It's best that I pick it up rather than the bondsman and/or the new chick from southpark who has an A-K.
Lookie Heah..
I just happen to have 'Nervous Nellie' as a room-mate... She likes the pretzels beotchie...
She'll be taken care of the cut but the cuttin WON'T be money...Understand??
iight then, the new chick from southpark with the A-K will come visit you and NERVOUS NELLY, she aint skurred.
No matter how you CUT it, you will be handing over money. That goes for Nervous Nelly also.
*slips this note through the bars and returns to my bunk in the next cell and waits to be let out*
*yells to Granny from the next cell* By the way, make one extra large pretzel before I leave. I have someone in mind that I want to pay a visit to when I get out...
He's a HUGE ASSHOLE...
Nervous Nellie is wheeling out the 'BIG ASSHOLE' pretzel machine as we speak...
I think I'll make THIS pretzel with a couple EXTRA curves and squiggles...
BIG ASSHOLE will know this is especially made for HIM... Made with lotsa love from ME!! LOL...
LMMFAO!!! OK, now it all makes sense. I should have come here before I went to Lilly's, got most of the whole scoop, with all the twists, here!!!
it's a twisted situation
Oh Tam!!
Twisted is a gross UNDERSTATMENT when it comes to our shenannigans..
Supp Aye??
I knew YOU of all people would get the 'twist'...
Indy's nice. Been there a couple of times... have relatives that live there too.
Love your blogg and lilly's and aye's too!
Franks Tam 'wink'...
The three of us's is long time friends...
eyeball, go to monk-e-mail.com and make yourself a character. Of course after that, its more of the same with the south park pic making process.... print screen, put into PSP, zoom in, crop, and save as.. OR YOU COULD JUST SEND HALARIOUS EMAILS TO YOUR FRIENDS WITH IT!! I wish I had your email address.. LMAO
Get in it eyeball..
C'mon Eyeball...Give up your e-mail addy to Lilly and I, put on a depends when you get a Monk-e-mail from us and BRACE YOURSELF!! hahaha...
I'm coming for my money...
I ain't mad at the warden for not appreciating my pretzel skillz. Everybody knows you are the best Granny....
That's why the warden is planning on keeping you there. Muhahahhaha.
Hey Eyeball!! I have a NEW POST!! Iffen ya can't see it (blogger is stupid sometimes) use the, refresh/reload button at the top.. Here's to YOU baby!! lol...
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