The Dr's Office Called..

Well,
After taking a rather healthy dose of 'fukitol' and 'damnitol' I found that I was having some crazy shit going on with my tongue..
I called the Dr. they said, I should come in right away..
After many tests, pokes, prods, x-rays and QUESTIONS. I was dismissed with a, 'we'll call you' with the test results..
Well, the call came and it seems the tests concluded I have, 'CARPAL TOUNGAL SYNDROME'.. They are still looking for the cure..