Don't Worry... Be Happy..

The Dr's Office Called..

Well,
After taking a rather healthy dose of 'fukitol' and 'damnitol' I found that I was having some crazy shit going on with my tongue..
I called the Dr. they said, I should come in right away..
After many tests, pokes, prods, x-rays and QUESTIONS. I was dismissed with a, 'we'll call you' with the test results..
Well, the call came and it seems the tests concluded I have, 'CARPAL TOUNGAL SYNDROME'.. They are still looking for the cure..

DAMNITOL..

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell

for up to 8 full hours.

FIRST HO!

Anyone gots 'ANY' doubts??

HERE'S LOOKIN ATCHA..

Have one on ME!!

This and Second Life is my plan for tonight..
TGIF!! FINALLY...

JUST DO IT!

My Thoughts!

I'm tired... REAL TIRED!!
My boss, and owner of the company bought an office building.. He had only rented the top floor of the building we were previously in. The new building is N I C E !
BUT... I've worked my ass off packing up not only my things at my BIG L shaped desk, but all the things in the supply room, supply cabinet, mail room, etc...
We've got everything to the new building but, I've made a gazillion phone calls to various people to get, this machine put back together,that machine put back together, zip code changed on postage meter, and change of address to vendors..
Not only THAT, but all that stuff I packed up, I had to unpack and find places for..The most challenging I guess, is finding places for everything from my BIG L shaped desk to a 'regular size' desk...Not doable!
Anyhow, I'm fucking tired, YOU HURR ME?? AND, it's only Tuesday!
Well, I try real hard to keep my blog light and funnay, but I'm tired and I just say, FUKITOL!

GONNA BE A BEAR!

In this life I'm a woman. In the next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.. When your a bear, you get to hibernate.. You do nothing but sleep for six months... I could deal with that!

Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid.. I could deal with that too!

When your a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs... I could definitely deal with that!!

If your mama bear, everyone knows you mean business... You swat anyone that bothers your cubs... If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too... I could deal with that!

If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup! Gonna be a bear!

It's 5 O'Clock.....SOMEWHERE..

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each

other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,

he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business

flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a

piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and

see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by

the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

The Most Functional English Word...

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English

language.

Consider:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for , your shit or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,

and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference

between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,

horse shit, and chicken shit..

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,

and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

Can you say, " CARROT SOUP"??

ASK LILLY! LMMFAO...hahahaha..