My Online Friends...
Maybe you don't look me right in the eye...
Maybe you can't ever wipe my tears when I cry;
Maybe we can't share some tea and honey... so sweet,
Or walk together down a path... or up the street...
But, we can still be good friends because, you see...
We met on the internet, YOU and ME..
And when you have a "cyber" friend it matters not,
How you look, what you wear, or what you've got...
I don't care if your last name is Smith or Jones or if your size is perfect, plump, or skin and bones...
You're there for me and I appreciate you...
You've been a pal through thick and thin...
You shared my glad times, and in my sad times, you made me grin...
So I am saying to you, dear friend so fine...
I want to tell you,
I'm So Glad you're a pal of mine...
And here's a hug, though not with arms,
For that can't be...
But it's a "HUG" straight from my heart...
To YOU From ME.... 'Huggala's'

SOMETIMES...

Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears.
Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress.
Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile.

But
FART!! just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!

Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories.. HAHAHA...

Aye-Aye?? LMAOOOOOOOOOO...

BRISTOL, Great Britain -- 'Kintana' is the first captive bred aye-aye, an arboreal nocturnal lemur, Daubentonia madagascariensis, a native to Madagascar, to be born in the United Kingdom.

Bristol Zoo Gardens announced that it is the first UK zoo to successfully breed and hand-rear an aye-aye, the largest nocturnal primate in the world and one of the strangest mammals on the planet. (04/15/05 AP photo)

Soooooooooo Precious!

Can't take enough pics of this sweet baby..

It's Friday... Let's Shop!!

Granny's Missing!!

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANNY



The computer swallowed granny... Yes, honestly its true..
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'..
And disappeared from view..

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.. She must have caught a virus..
Or been eaten by a worm..

I've searched through the recycle bin..
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find...

In desperation, I asked Jeeves..
My searches to refine..
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online..'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Granny you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her..
And send her back to me!

I received this cute e-mail from a g/f ... Thought it was cute and wanted to share...Thanks Gurlie!!

Center..

The ultimate problem of haveing to be the 'CENTER' of everything and everyone makes one, 'THE BULLSEYE'!....

Chocolate Huh??

Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Chicken Shit...

Senior Dress Code!!

Ok Now.... I'm liberal but...THIS IS JUST WRONG!!

Despite what you have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided...LMAO...

1.) A nose ring and bifocals..
2.) Spiked hair and bald spots...
3.) A pierced tongue and dentures..
4.) Mini skirts and support hose..
5.) Ankle bracelets and corn pads..
6.) Speedo's and cellulite..
7.) A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar..
8.) Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor..
9.) Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge..
10.) Bikinis and liver spots..
11. ) Short shorts and varicose veins..
12. ) Inline skates and a walker..
And... Last, BUT not least..
13.) Thongs and Depends...hahahaha..

THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

1. COWS:
2. THE CONSTITUTION:
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:

COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- It creates a hostile work environment...

Vandalism or Celebration???

I didn't even have my camera outta it's case on my way to work yesterday... I hadda 'HURRY YUP' ...No way was I missen this pic opportunity in the nice neighborhood I travel through, to and from work... When I was on my way home I saw they had most of it gone cept in the highest of the trees...Someone had to have a good arm to get that TP up as far into the trees as it was....Took me back to the 'good ole days'...

Grandma's Apron...

I don't think our kids truly know what an apron is...The principle use of Grandma's apron was to protect her dress underneath, but, along with that, it served as a pot holder for removing hot pots from the oven..

It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears...
From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven...
When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids...And when the weather was cold, Grandma would wrap it around her arms...

Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove..Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron...
From the garden, it carried lots of vegetables... After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls...

In the fall, the apron was used to carry in apples that had fallen from the trees...
When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture that old apron could dust in a matter of seconds...

When dinner was ready, Grandma walked out on the porch, waved her apron, and the men knew it was time to come in from the fields for dinner...It will be a very long time before someone invents something that will replace that "old-time apron"that served so many purposes...

REMEMBER: Grandma use to sit her hot baked apple pies on the window sill to cool...Her grandaughters sit theirs on the window sill to thaw!

Dedicated to my G'randma, Aunt Hazel, Aunt Rena, Aunt Sib and Aunt Rindie...Although all are deceased now, when I read this, Each and every one of them flashed in my minds eye...Angels in aprons...

My "P"recious "J"ewel...PJ...

She's gettin so big...So sweet...Into 'ERRYTHANG'....lol...

Birdhouses..

I drive through this neighborhood everyday on my way to and from work.. It simply amazes me that people have had birdhouses built in the tops of their homes...I'm sure this isn't the only neighborhood in the world with them but... I've certainly never seen them before anywhere..

*BURP*

Porcupine Babies...

A friend sent this to me via e-mail...I had never seen any porky babes before... THEY'RE ADORABLE!

First Day Of Hurricane Season And..