Flour and Water

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?..

Then when you add eggs and water... you get cake?

Where did the glue go ?

You know damned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake
Stick to your ASS....

C'MERE MARTHA STEWART!!

Laura, a girl at work is leaving so we had a carry-in... This is my donation to that occasion... I haven't made one of these in years and was quite pleased at the outcome.. Seems a fitting summer dessert...Only thing that could make this better is if you had a watermelon shaped pan.. 'Sigh'

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICK!

Happy Birthday you FANTASTIC OLD BASTARD!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MICHAEL....

Today would have been our 19th wedding anniversary...I know your looking down on me and smiling. I know you will be reaching for my cheeks to dry these tears. I dedicate this song to you, My Sweet Michael.

Life Ain't Always Beautiful:


Life ain't always beautiful
Sometimes it's just plain hard
Life can knock you down, it can break your heart

Life ain't always beautiful
You think you're on your way
And it's just a dead end road at the end of the day

But the struggle makes you stronger
And the changes make you wise
And happiness has it's own way of takin' its sweet time

[chorus]

No,life aint always beautiful
Tears will fall sometimes

Life aint always beautiful
But it's a beautiful ride

Life aint always beautiful
Some days I miss your smile
I get tired of walkin' all these lonely miles

And I wish for just one minute
I could see your pretty face
Guess I can dream, but life dont work that way

But the struggles makes me stronger
And the changes make me wise
And happiness has it's own way of takin' its sweet time

No, life aint always beautiful
But I know I'll be fine
Hey, life aint always beautiful
But its a beautiful ride
What a beautiful ride...

Ed Zachary

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.

My Thoughts ll

Messenger is BACK UP ..yayyyyyy

My Thoughts...

HERE'S my thoughts on yahell messenger being down for two days!!

BROTHERS??

Was this what ya wuz thinkin Aye??

GOOD MORNIN!

My Gurlzzzz..

WONDER WOMAN???

WHAT, WHAT??

Realizing Values...

To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one...

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple...

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate...

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam...

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn...

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby...

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper...

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane...

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...

Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special...

To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE...

Peace, love and prosperity to all!

Remember...
hold on tight to the ones you Love...

Alzheimer's Eye Test...

Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you read further...


The reasoning is:


The brain cannot process "OF"....

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Einstein says, Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius...

Guess it won't be surprising that, I DIDN'T!! LoL... I did see 4 and finally 5 but didn't come up with 6 until I had my nose pressed in the monitor..LOL..

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again..

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name..

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home after your vascetomy..

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball...

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick...

Q. What do Walrus's and Tupperware have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal...

Q. What is the difference between " oooooh" and "aaaaaah"??

A. About 3 inches...

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. To get traction in the mud...

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The Swallow...

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?

A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare...

LOL...These and other funny/X - rated riddles (dirty) can be found at 'Got Laughs'...

LOL.. Where do 'SOME' get those mirrors that lie to em?? I WANT ONE!!

MORE... THEN AND NOW'S...

I did THIS to the poor baby and she STILL loves me... She's soooooo sweet..layin right here at my feet as I type.. Never to far from me...I picked such an appropriate name for her ... She is my, Precious Jewl... PJ..

THEN AND NOW'S..~Whewwww~

PJ and her adopted sister Petie (Fat Cat)

This just happens to be another one, (errrr TWO) of my fav things to snap!

Fun Stuff...

I STILL can't figger out how to write between pics!! Oh Well, mebbe it ain't meant to be.. Anyhow, these are some of muh fav thangs ta snap...Enjoy! HAPPY 4TH!!

Buildings..

Buildings, Clouds and Water just seem to do it for me for some reason..

Have A 'FRUITFUL' Day...

Hmmm.. Strange isn't it?? I was told by a 'so called' internet friend that animations didn't show up on blogger anymore..

If this doesn't make ya laugh...NUTTHIN WILL!!