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Florida Drinking Rule...

A Mexican drinks his beer, suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, " In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, " In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either...

The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, then throws her glass in the air, pulls out her gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, catches her glass, and says, " In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. wO-Ot!

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Happy Holl Yur Weinee...

WHO LET THIS DOG OUT??

Say hello to Keebler...
His mommy works with me and brought him in with his halloween outfit on..I was very happy I had my camera with me and snapped his pic..
I thought this might be a good photo op for me to practice on.. Still got a long way to go, but I'm rather pleased..

Tomorrow..

Lillian The Spy!

All right folks.. Here she is!! Lillian comes to you with an innocent look, a sweet talk, eating Pringles for breakfast.
But if you look close enough, that Pringles can is more than it appears.. IT'S A GUN...IT'S A CAMERA!! She'll get your clickity bump AND your Stomp Monsters one way or the other!!...YOU HURR ME??

The Unexpected..

A man was walking home alone, late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP..
BUMP..
BUMP..

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...

BUMP..
BUMP..
BUMP..

Terrified, the man begins to run for his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him..
FASTER..
FASTER..
BUMP..
BUMP..
BUMP..

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him...

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping..

CLAPPITY-BUMP..
CLAPPITY-BUMP..
CLAPPITY-BUMP..

On his heels the terrified man runs..
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps...

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door...

Bumping and clapping towards him..

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

And,

(Hopefully your ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops...

God IS Good...

After Starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery...
I accidently drove by the bakery yesterday morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies...
I felt this was no accident, so I prayed.. "Lord it's up to you, if you want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery."
And sure enough, on the eighth time around the block, THERE IT WAS! God is sooooooo good!"

We's In Duh Moovies!!

YOU HURR ME??

Be Currful Whutcha Ask Fer Lillian...

You Hurr Me??